Some More Pilot Talk

Pilot: Aircraft Handles Funny.
Maintenance: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.


Pilot: Noise coming from under the instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
Maintenance: Took hammer away from midget.

HNT

Ok, it's kinda late posting but... Had a day filled with sun and made me think about going fishing. Found this pic on the web some time back. Methinks I need to find someone to pose for some flyfishing photos. Enjoy!

Hump Day

Fun thing to do in an elevator:

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, I've got new socks on!



Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Pillow Talk

Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is: You want to do what? Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Wise Words

"That's as handy as a pocket on a t-shirt"
-Dr. Phil

HNT

Every campground should have one of these.

More Pilot Talk

Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Maintenance: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Pilot Talk

Airline pilot wrote on maintenance form: Left engine missing.
Maintenance solution: After brief search, engine found!

TGIF

Just got one thing to say:
Brokeback Mountain- Cowboys are supposed to ride horses, not other cowboys!

Guess it gives new meaning to ridem cowboy

My New Blog...

Okay, I'll admit it...I'm a Blog virgin. What will come of this I have no idea, but after seeing pudwhipped's blog I decided to take the plunge. I am aiming for this to be fun and funny, but there may be some serious stuff in here from time to time. Enjoy!