What Don'tcha Understand?

Took my mom out to lunch for Mothers day, the whole family was there. That hasn't happened for a while.

So then I was jonesing for a banana split so I decided to stop at a little ice cream shop. Ordered said banana split. Got banana split. What don'tcha understand about the concept of a banana split? It in no way is a dish of ice cream with toppings and sliced bananas. You're supposed to split the banana, and use a whole banana..not half...and not sliced! But it was good none the less. Sometimes I think I'm surrounded by morons and idiots. Man am I edgy here lately, or what!?